Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Queries: If Michael Moore's next movie were an exercise video...

1 Would he lose enough weight to qualify for an afternoon talk show (perhaps on MSNBC)?

2. Would Jane Fonda volunteer as a technical consultant in solidarity with her fellow socialist?

3. Would he donate any of the food he failed to consume to ACORN for distribution to poor "capitalist victims"--perhaps in Havana?

4. If he failed to achieve sufficient weight loss by exercising, would he be able to get a free lap band procedure done in Havana?

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