Should Obama pardon O.J. Simpson?

I've been thinking about this possibility for the last few days now, and I've come to the conclusion that he might be considering it.

Now that the "Annointed One" has learned, as a result of his two recent trips to Louisiana, that he really can't part the waters.  And, he has learned from the Sestak episode that known perjurers can be useful when you are trying to lie your way out of a politically embarassing situation.  So, might he be thinking that a pardon of Simpson, in return for Simpson agreeing to move to Wasilla, Alaska, might just improve his chances of re-election.

Hey, we're getting another Gringo!!

Hey, we're getting another Gringo!!
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Yep, I know I'm getting a bit silly here, but I truly am looking forward to the next Mexican league season now. With Herculez AND "Gringo" Torres on the same team Pachuca should at least be the most entertaining team in Mexico. And, with a bit of luck they could pick up a couple of trinkets along the way for their trophy cabinets, one in South Africa, and one in Tokyo.

Whats the hurry?

I suspect, that if Obama would only extend the search for a SCOTUS nominee a couple more weeks, he could still manage to find a Jewish, Lesbian with Goldman Sachs connections who was also Black.  And, I really think, he should be thinking along these lines, just in case he doesn't get another opportunity.  In addition, should there be a next time he should bear in mind that finding an Asian, Trans-Gender, Pedophile who's been to law school could take up even more of his valuable time farther down the road and possibly interfere with his re-election effort.